Al Qaeda Wants to Humiliate Bush: (October) SURPRISE!

Fact: the Republican party needs Al Qaeda as much as Al Qaeda needs the Republican party. Like Sonny and Cher, Captain and Tennille, Alvin and the Chipmonks – these two groups of people each benefit when the other gains power. They are like two lovers who beat with one heart.

Al Qaeda just released another very special episode of “Allah and the Misfits” just in time for the US elections. They pray that George W. Bush and the Republicans will be humiliated by God. It seems to me that these folks have managed to humiliate themselves just fine without much divine intervention, so any further humiliation wouldn’t really be an omnipotent act as much as it would be a natural consequence of Darwinism.

I’m sure that the Republicans would tout this as a win for John McCain. They released nearly the exact same tape in 2004, and it helped George Bush get elected. Now they have released another one.

These two groups really need each other, don’t they!

Finally, for what it’s worth, I would refer you to my original October Surprise List, Item #4: Some major event occurs in the Middle East that reminds us of the threat: a new videotape from Osama Bin Laden, a major threat is exposed, a grand plot is uncovered, or Iran shows signs of going off the deep-end once and for all.

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24 responses to “Al Qaeda Wants to Humiliate Bush: (October) SURPRISE!

  1. You call everything an October Surprise, its not surprising anybody. Geez get over it! 😛

  2. I think Obama is a natural born citizen, don’t get me wrong…

    but can you tell me why he hasn’t proved it yet? And shouldn’t it be a requirement?

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